Oh God, the sun has come out. Bad, bad, very bad. I have hairy everything, even my knees are hairy. My mates don't believe it but it is true. My colour is a slightly blue version of grey, and will only change if I a) burn the buggery out of my poor blue skin, or b) make myself both stripey and spotty with pretend tan. Therefore I wear jeans and just sweat a lot. Resulting in today's most embarrassing moment... having been seated in a hot hall for beloved daughter's school show I stood up to see (oh God it's too embarrassing) a big longitudinal gussety sweat stripe on the plastic chair. Husband kindly pointed it out loudly and asked if I had laughed or sneezed. I can only hope that autumn comes early.
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