Dunce

Bit slow at the sums today... 'come on then, let's wrap up daddy's birthday presents, look, we have got him a tub of jelly belly beans'. Put shopping away, all a bit quiet. 'are you ok up there?' 'grunt' ok, all fine, probably doing a poo, continue clearing up... 'are you sure you are ok honey?' 'yes mummy' - son emerges sticky faced. Oh yes, 4. 2 and 2 make 4. Need to buy daddy another present, quick.