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I am proud to announce another show of spectacular clumsiness, yes I gave my public another of my Idiot Falls. Carrying the ruddy blinking recycling out my ankle forgot to work properly (been taking tips from the remote controls no doubt, although I can generally find my ankle) and did a Wibbly Flop Splat on the step. Husband raced to... turn up the volume on the telly. Couldn't even swear, someone was walking past. Didn't get a round of applause but I do have some blood on my back. Oh hang on, that's pizza sauce.